Why don’t you post nudes? You could take em in black & white and call it art. All the other hawt mama’s on tumblr do it, you probably wouldn’t need to photoshop away a beer belly or cellulite either.

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February 22, 2012

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Anonymous asked: Why don't you post nudes? You could take em in black & white and call it art. All the other hawt mama's on tumblr do it, you probably wouldn't need to photoshop away a beer belly or cellulite either.

Because I don’t get off on exhibitionism. Plus, if I’m gettin’ nekked I’m gettin’ pa$i$DD (i.e.changing my clothes, showering, fucking consensually, not getting paid).

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thatshipsterbro said: you can get paid by going on craigslist and let guys with foot fetishes massage your feet for lots o $$$$
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usualchatter said: Genius anon is genius. Nudes are such creative art (actually I think they’re a bit cliche, relying partially on the shock value of “OMG nudity!” inherent in our society instilled ideals). Yeah.
redsox861918 said: plus, she’s not like all the other “hawt mama’s” on tumblr. shes special.
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