I drank way too much last night & have been a couch potato ever since.
I have been drinking too frequently the past three weeks.
I remember worrying last night after getting home that’d I’d drank myself into permanent inebriation- like, I’d drank myself to some oblivion where I’d be really dumb & clumsy forever.
It was horribly manic but also something ONLY a drunken idiot would imagine. So that’s that!
Turns out I’m not permanently drunk yet- CARPE DIEM.
Bless my heart.
I should’ve left for Calen & Jack’s place by now but I haven’t even gained enough momentum to take a shower yet. I AM THE ABSOLUTE WORST TODAY. All I need for someone to put me out of my gluttonous misery now is a tube from a food machine into my stomach.